These postings when you see them in the timeline makes you want to write to Mark Zuckerberg asking him to please put a ” Unlike ” or ” Dislike ” to stop the inappropriate behavior of your friend button.
. 1 – You ” Forrest Gump ” of Facebook
So you like to run ? And more over you have a smartphone with apps that record your travels and immediately post them on Facebook ? Good for you, but it’s really annoying to be sitting down to eat a delicious lunch and see that you ” just completed a run of 10 km ” with your app sports . The first time is okay for everyone to say ” oh , finally began to sport the big sucker ,” but every day is a little annoying.
. 2 – Being part of the ” conspiracy ” that end with Facebook
You no longer think Santa Claus, right? Ah , but I still think that Hotmail will not pay if you forward a message to all your friends account . And also think that if you post on Facebook that your information is yours and yours nothing but the FBI will not interfere in your affairs . Good . None of that will happen , so please , copy this on your wall and share it to keep more virtual friends.
. 3 – Comment photos of your friends a thousand years
There is nothing strange and produce more fear to enter your Facebook updates and see that a friend or friend commented on a photo of yours makes … 3 years? One can only think what happens? Been two hours looking at all of you , but all my photos ? What is the idea? And just discussed the worst , to remind you that your past was horrible, just when you were getting forgotten.
4 – . Fanatic contests and sweepstakes
Make memory and think how many times you’ve won something in a contest or sweepstakes . Too few , right? Therefore, please stop posting on Facebook that are participating to win a pack of organic oils , or a grill full of choripanes to your friends. It’s just advertising for the brand and will be posting a daily competition is really annoying. Now if the nightclub is won , finally have the decency to invite the roast.
. 5 – you ‘ super good ‘ to drink and get hungover
Life is hard , yes. But if you happen to take to the water in the vase on a reel , you turned off TV and have no idea how to wake up in your bed , why the first thing you post on Facebook in the morning is ” ooh . I’m with the half round … ” No one forced him to take and finally Is Facebook the place to post dramas that have alcohol ? No, thank you.
. 6 – you just complete a level in Candy Crush
If you already annoying that more than half of your updates on Facebook are ” Your friend has asked you a life in Candy Crush ” is getting worse to review the timeline and see that ” your friend has completed a level in Candy Crush” or ” your friend has put together two candy stripes .” Wow ! Your life is really exciting and worth sharing . Please disable notifications in Candy Crush Facebook wall.
. 7 – Save the world with a “Like”
What good. Have a strong social conscience and the environment is your friend. But trust me on Facebook put a picture of a panda in distress and post ” If you want to save the panda i like to put the photo and share it with your friends ” will not save the panda . I just redeemed will be your conscience , because you think this raises a moral quality and especially with friends who will say “what commitment to the environment.” Bullshit, no one thinks that so we do not continue with this desktop activism . Oh , and incidentally the pandas do not even know you posted that.
. 8 – The perfect couples who love all day
Is nice love? Yes , it’s nice. And it’s even nicer than your friends are happy with your partner. But read all day ” love you so much my boyfriend ” or ” counting the hours to be with you ,” produces some discomfort , especially those who still remain in the club single. Do not they have what’s app or text messages for the same be said privately ? Believe me just change your status to ” in a relationship ” enough to know you’re with friends and you love her very much. That is more than enough .
9 – . Fights with enemies that only you know who they are
In life we have all felt bad because someone did something bad. And when one calls the mom or your best friend to vent. But Facebook is not the place and less when one says ” I loaded the guys who write articles believing they know it all .” Why so much hate shooting at the flock ? Is not it better to tell the person directly the reason for your discomfort. Furthermore, if one says in such statements saying ” what happened ” you respond “no, no … ” . That’s even worse . Remember that if you shared something on Facebook all your friends will see it. If you wish to comment, the thing is simple:not posting form !
10 – . Like everyone knows where you are
Right. Foursquare postings where you say all the time, annoying, tell me that is so important to say that you get to work? And after you’re put in the subway station ? And then you’re at home? And then in the square ? And then in a bar? And then back at home? And the next day back at work? Personally I think one should share the location if you’re in a really awesome place , for example , the Eiffel Tower , because that all your friends realize they ‘re traveling the world while one is reading boring Facebook updates from the computer his humble home.
